FAQ:
Q: Um, ok just
what exactly is going on here? Who is Dr. Bootybot? Why is he so fresh? I just
got here!
A: Ok, a little
background info for the folks at home. Dr. Bootybot lives in Twin Cheeks,
Tennessee and his job is to maintain the freshness of the city. He does
this by dropping slow, hypnotic, bootyshaking, rumpbumping songs. He has
been making music since he was twelve, when he was hit on the head. A
graduate of Oxford, class of '92, Dr. Bootybot frequently likes to take
liesurely walks when he isn't saving Twin Cheeks from the destruction caused by
DJ Derriere.
Q: Who is DJ
Derriere?
A: He used to be
roommates with Dr. BB in college, but they had a falling out somewhere along the
way. Now DJ Derriere is out for revenge and will stop at nothing to make
sure Dr. Bootybot is destroyed. He has a lot of "friends" including
Scratchmaster Squato, Funkmaster Flush, Peter G, ASSassin, and
more.
Q: So who are
those guys on the cover? I can't tell who is who.
A: From the left,
you have Fuzzywinkle Snazzmatazz, then below him is Dr. Bootybot, then to the
right is Jittery Jack, and lurking above them is the Boodyguard. From the
right you have Funkmaster Flush, then below him is ASSassin, below him is DJ
Derriere, and then of course, Peter G. Oh, and that is MC Ganesh in the
middle.
Q: So wait, let
me get this straight, MC Ganesh is a rapping fortune telling
machine?
A: Yes.
Q: Oh, I was
wondering. Is this whole CD a big joke or artistic statement? Is it a
complete wank or a social commentary on society's focus on the booty and a
warning of the dangers of too much bass? I just don't
understand.
A: You know, that's an interesting question.
The number of underlying themes concerning hip-hop, pop culture, music and as
you said, booty, are really quite remarkable. I'm sure someone could write
a paper on it, but not me - I am just the lowly A: to the
FAQ.
Q: So if I buy
this CD, you say everyone will like me?
A:
Yes.
Q: You sound
tired. Do you want to continue this later? I'm sure everyone will come back to
read it.
A: I was hoping you would say that. We'll
finish this some other time.
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